How do you catch a Squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut!
What do you call a cow with a crown? A "Dairy Queen"!
Chicken Butt!
What do you call a Donkey with one leg shorter than the other? A Wonkey!
So this katydid walks into a bar...
The bartender says "Why the long face?"
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